FMG posted again yesterday. FMG is in regular text, I'm in bold and Manzo's stuff is in italics shaded in gray.
Fire Manzo was on a little vacation/bender for a few days and wasn’t able to post, but rest assured we haven’t given up on the quest.
Fire Manzo was on a Wed-Fri bender. Back in action on Saturday though.
There’s been quite a bit of heavy duty Manzo suckage happening in our absence so we will just throw a couple quick ones out to get the proverbial feet wet again.
I did check in on a couple of Manzo blogs while you were bendering and he definitely had some doozies. But "get your feet wet" isn't a proverb. It's an idiom you house 'tard. Seriously, should I find a way to ramble on for three paragraphs on how ridiculous you are for calling it a proverb? Or should I just get over it?
First off we have another Jose Canseco blog. Click the link if you want the entire thing but for streamlining purposes, let’s get right into it:
Hey everybody, to the Lake House! Not to say I told you, but I told you so. Canseco is absolutely fucked.
Wow, you were right Manzo. Everyone doubted you when you went against the grain and said Canseco might have problems. While most highly respected social commenters were convinced that Jose was a model of mental fitness and a well adjusted and grounded man, you were alone on an island saying he may not be all there. Bravo, it was you and only you who properly assessed Jose as a nutjob.
Let me paraphrase this last paragraph. "Wow, you were right Manzo. Everyone doubted you when you went against the grain. Most highly respected social commenters were convinced that Jose was mentally stable, mentally stable, and mentally stable but you went against the grain. You, Manzo, have gone against the grain." Who taught FMG that wordier means wittier? It certainly wasn't EP. Hasn't he ever heard of the KISH'T rule? KEEP IT SIMPLE HOUSE 'TARD. Model of mental fitness, well adjusted, and grounded all mean the same thing. In the context of what you're saying they're identical, redundant and repetitive...and they mean the same thing.
This falls into the Chris Rock category of taking credit for shit you’re supposed to do, like taking care of your kids. Manzo, you’re supposed to know Canseco is fucked, that doesn’t make you special.
Piggy-backing off a Chris Rock routine? Atta boy. What's worse is I know deep down in my gut that what Manzo said isn't 100% analogous to the Chris Rock thing. I just don't have the brainpower, mental fortitude, power of thinking or intelligence right now to explain why.
And now Manzo brings this shit up again. Unreal, why are we still hearing about this?
Gotta remember, I had his ’86 Donruss Rated rookie. Fucking thought I was going to retire off that thing. Who didn’t?
Why do we have to remember this useless piece of info? I had just forgotten that you told us that shit for no reason a few days ago. I had re assigned those brain cells to something useful and here you just pop that crap back into my head and waste more of my valuable (and admittedly rapidly vanishing) cranial capacity?
In Manzo's defense everybody that collected baseball cards in the 80's thought they would be paying for their college tuition with Jose Canseco Donruss rookie cards. I don't blame him for lapsing into a typing trance anytime he thinks about it.
Fuck that Manzo, please stop talking about your Canseco rookie card, they were not rare. Once again this does not make you special. (It does however make you ancient)
He NEVER said it was rare but the fucking card was one of the most coveted cards of its time. That is a FACT. He never said it made him special. Manzo actually asks, "Who didn't" feel the same way as him, which clearly acknowledges that he didn't think he was special. So what the fuck are you talking about, FMG?
P.S. We really, really wanted to like firethefiremanzoguy.blogspot.com but it’s just not very good, so that’s all we have to say about that.
Fair enough. Opinions are like assholes; I only care about my girlfriend's.
That line was gold, Jerry. Gold.
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