Isn't This What Comment Sections Are For?

So a reader email to Manzo contained an impromptu MFK that resulted in 1 Marry, 2 Fucks and 1 Kill. Manzo pointed out the fact that this was a four-way MFK, which he had never seen before. Oh, but he forgot to say the word "before" thus creating a paradox from which the Fire Manzo Guy will never recover.


Here's FMG's take:

Just no fucking way something like this could not get posted, it’ll be short. From this post which surprise, surprise was just Manzo re-writing a reader email in his own words… oh the talent just oozes out of him. First from the guy’s email this is a quote where he is talking about some sluts in a photo:

PS – Is red for real with that ass? There’s no excuse for America not making it famous. Marry Camo, Fuck Red and Tall Pink, Kill Short Pink.

Now this from Manzo:

He’s even doing 4-way MFK’s, which is impossible.   Never seen a 4-way MFK.

Umm… but he just did one… so it can’t be impossible… how could you have never seen one? He did it 18 seconds ago. You read the email right? Oh no you couldn’t have actually read the email because if you did you would have seen a 4-way MFK before? Right? I am so confused, damn you Manzo.

Is there anybody else, besides FMG, who read that and thought that Manzo was indisputably contradicting himself? First he says a 4-way MFK is impossible which, arguably, it is. If the rules of the game are there are 3 girls and you have to pick one girl to do each action to, then wouldn't a 4-way MFK be, by definition, impossible? But wait, Lippy, couldn't you maybe have a variation of the game where you had 4 girls and could pick 2 of them for one of the actions? Fuck, yeah. I don't give a shit. Go for it. 

Anyway...

OK, so then Manzo says he's never seen a 4-way MFK. Aaah-HAAAA! Busted, Manzo! You just read a reader's version of a 4-way so how could you say you've never seen one? It's unpossible!!

Wait. Isn't it pretty common practice for someone to see something they've never seen before, like a penguin licking a stamp, and then remark how they've never seen that before? Like, "Hey, I've never seen a penguin lick a stamp before, but there he is, licking away. Why is he licking it? Aren't all stamps pre-stickified now?"

My point is, FMG is trying to shit on Manzo because he didn't qualify his comment with the word "before".  Lame. This blog post was as pointless as mine is and should have just been a 10 word time waster in the comments section.