Breaking News: FMG Fabricates More Stuff to Validate his Pointless Points

Here's the direct link to FMG's piece, A Boy Can Dream.

Here is FMG's bit followed by Manzo's entry shaded in gray.

We are really close to convinced that Manzo posted the following blog as a test. He had to have posted this just to see if Pres would fire him if he wrote literally the worst blog in forever. This blog will go down in history, people at barstool parties will be talking about “The Louigi Blog” , rolling their eyes and comforting each other about how we will get through this tragic time.

The fucking guy even spelled “Louigi” wrong eight times, including once in the title of the post. This type of sloth/idiocy is usually found only in House ‘Tards. You know, not the retards who go to school with us and bag groceries and shit, but the ones who can’t leave the house because they are so retarded that they are a danger to the public.

Here is the previously referred to and soon to be infamous piece of shit in it’s entirety:

So I’m walking down the street just now just going to buy bread and this fucking crazy guy comes flying up to me yelling “Louigi!  Louigi!”  I’m like what he is he talking about?   Then he looks right at me again and says “Louigi!”   Not asking me, “Louigi”?  He’s saying it like that’s my name.   So I’m just standing there with a loaf of bread in my hand and he says it again, “Louigi!”  Now I’m like, maybe my name is Louigi?   I mean there’s that split second when you’re not quite sure which of you is insane.  Then you realize it’s the other guy and it’s kind of a big relief.   I just kept walking on by and like 15 seconds later in the distance all I heard is a guy yelling “Louigi”.

What's interesting here is that FMG must know either the crazy guy in Manzo's story or the real "Louigi" in question, right? Because how else would he know that Manzo is spelling "Louigi" wrong? You think just because you've played Mario Kart that the only way to spell it is "Luigi"? Tell that to this guy! Honestly, dude, this would have been a good time for you to take one of those "deep breaths" you like to take when Manzo gets you riled. Just sit back for a second and ask yourself, "Hmmm. Might there be more than one acceptable way to spell Luigi? I mean, pretty much every name in the history of the world has spelling variations so maybe I should just take 1.5 seconds and google "Louigi" just to be sure. Because if there is then every thing I'm about to say will be completely invalidated by it. On second thought, nah. There's no way anybody would ever spell it with an 'O' in it. That would be lunacy. Real house 'tard type shit."


And even if he had spelt it wrong is that really an offense deserving of the "house 'tard" label? I could see if he used 8 different spellings of the same name in one blog. You point out the fact that he did it 8 times as if that made it even more unforgivable. That's how the guy fucking spells it! 


How bad do you think FMG is hoping to see people start using the term "House 'Tard" in the Barstool comments sections?




UPDATE: I just went and found Manzo's original blog which includes a similar picture to the one I used below of Luigi from Mario Bros. Doesn't mean that Manzo still can't spell it, "Louigi", in his blog. He obviously google imaged Louigi and the pic he used is the first one that came up. If anyone else does it you'll see the same thing.


Fucking Manzo. You sure aren't making my life any easier.

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