Ok, this one might be a little trickier to read. So again, bear with me.
If you're reading this, you no doubt saw the knockout video on Barstool yesterday. Here's Manzo's take on it:
No idea where this is but I guarantee you it ends with “fest”. What is this kid thinking entering a dance off with another dude? Not gonna get laid doing that, the girls in the crowd were leaving in droves. Nobody wants to see that, not even at a “fest”. “That’s 1 shot kid , 1 shot!” Actually it was 3 shots but who’s counting. A cool breeze would’ve knocked the kid over let alone a roundhouse right from the biggest dude in the crowd.
Piss poor blog, no doubt. But is it ripe enough for an FMG dress down? Let's see:
Here FMG parses Manzo's post (shaded in gray) separated by jabs of his own. My stuff will always be in bold.
No idea where this is but I guarantee you it ends with “fest”.
Manzo, honey, darling, the video is labeled. It says “Soundset” right on the video window, you don’t even need to read the description it’s in the little box you click play on. So your guarantee is also incorrect, it is not a “fest”. A sentence with a gross admission of ignorance and a 100% wrong guarantee to start the week huh? Only in Manzoland.
"Manzo, honey, darling"? Cheeky fucker, huh? It's clear here that Manzo had his "fest" joke in his head the minute he saw the thumbnail for this video and no YouTube description or little play box was gonna stop him from using it. I'm getting the impression that a lot of FMG's shtick is gonna be nothing more than making unfunny mountains out of Manzo's unfunny molehills. Only in "Manzoland" would someone see a video of a bunch of college aged kids drinking in an open field with live music playing and think it might be a "fest", right? What a nut! I've never heard of Soundset before so I'm gonna look it up just to see how ridiculous of an assertion it was to call it a fest.
Hmm.. the website is SoundSetFestival.com. And then one of the subtitles on the home page calls it a "Festival of Hip Hop". Shit. That is so weird that the organizer of Soundset's website would call it a Festival which, I'm pretty sure, is also referred to as a "fest" in some parts; most notably, Manzoland! Wait a minute....
I declare that Manzo's 100% guarantee has been upheld and it is FMG who has done the gross ignorance admitting!!!!
There you go, Manzo. Your blogs still aren't funny. But at least you know a fest when you see one.
Nobody wants to see that, not even at a “fest”.
Deep breath, trying to stay calm… It is NOT a “fest” Manzo, if you don’t read the description fine, LISTEN TO THE MUSIC PLAYING, nobody plays that shit at “fests”, use some sense man.
I believe I have made my point on the whole "fest" thing. But it's interesting to note here that FMG is angry that Manzo continues to call it a fest as if he actually ignored FMG's earlier comment about it not being a fest which we all know a)is wrong and b)Manzo couldn't have possibly seen it under current space/time continuum configurations.
Also, what's with the "deep breath, trying to stay calm" theatrics? Is FMG really this fired up about Manzo correctly calling this thing a fest? Dude, if you and I were friends and we had a third friend who had a pool and all three of us were hanging out at that pool drinking coronas and you were reading this blog post for the first time on your phone and then you said "Guys, Manzo is such an idiot he's calling Soundset a fest when the YouTube description clearly says Soundset and the music playing is never played at a fest" do you know what I would say? I'd say, "Shut the fuck up, you meathead".
“That’s 1 shot kid , 1 shot!” Actually it was 3 shots but who’s counting.
Deep breath. Actually fuck face it was two pushes and one punch (a.k.a. SHOT). Oh and “who’s counting” you ask? The guy you just tried wrongly to correct, oh and… YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST COUNTED!!!
I agree that you shouldn't count the pushes as "shots". So it is one shot. But, and especially since Manzo believes it was 3-shots, the "who's counting" jab here by FMG is unwarranted. Anytime someone points out a correction like that they very often end it with a sarcastic "but who's counting?" So, FMG, way to make a valid, but useless, point and then follow it up with more horse-shit foot stomping that is flat out wrong.
A cool breeze would’ve knocked the kid over let alone a roundhouse right from the biggest dude in the crowd.
We will leave this one to the comment section:
by zephyr on May 31, 2011 at 12:53 pm
Also if you could elaborate on what the fuck a “round house right” is that would be nice, considering that the term roundhouse is generally reserved for kicking and not punching.
Here, FMG can't think of anything funny, even by his standards so he uses a commenter's jab instead. I'll just say that this is arbitrary nonsense and I've often heard the terms roundhouse kick and roundhouse right (used for punches). So who gives a fuck, really?
For a short week, I have a feeling it’s gonna be a long week…
Not for me it won't be.
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